Light out of the Bum?

I have no idea just when the title of Glow Worm slithered in quietly into my loud chaotic life. Everyone assumed I had all the answers, believed it. I wondered where the answers came from. Then, someone called me a Glow Worm…aha, my answers came out of my bum! 

Whack answers or serious ones…if you ask me, you have a choice. If you want to laugh when you search for an answer it has got to be whacky. If you want to ruminate like a cow, take a serious option. Either ways…let the light shine out of your bum. 

So, eventually, humbled by my own popular demand to glow and spread the light (and farts) I had to create this blog. You see, I have a purpose in life...it is to be so! Spread the light. Ask to dispel your darkness and be ready to share the light. I answer publicly. You see, the glow worm doesn't light up for itself.

Ask and you shall glow!

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